The cake my Hayhay baked already half gone! She bakes exceptionally well for a 12 year old! #skills

I love when she is in the mood to bake! #parenting #daughters #littlebettycrocker

The community of Ferguson may not have responded appropriately to another case of unjustified deadly force used, not by an officer of the law, rather by a PIG; but at least they RESPONDED.  Who will give the people justice? FIGHT THE POWER UNTIL IT FIGHTS FOR US!

mizzymidday:

Industry is evolving, and a part of this is corporate America’s choice to send some of its worker bees to toil away in the comfort of their own hives. With gas prices at an all time high, and office morale at an all time low, this incentive has been met with much enthusiasm by those it has been…

Have you ever burped so f**ked up that you startle the shit outta your dog???? No? Oh, me either. #wasntme #beerstorms #furrychildren

hodali:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

Breakfast would be NOTHING without you! NOTHING! #tapatio #cremamexicana #imsosouthtexas

Industry is evolving, and a part of this is corporate America’s choice to send some of its worker bees to toil away in the comfort of their own hives. With gas prices at an all time high, and office morale at an all time low, this incentive has been met with much enthusiasm by those it has been offered to. Upon being given the opportunity to work from home, my mind immediately began setting unattainably high expectations for the experience. An experience that very soon teach me that working within the confines of this honey bee’s hive wasn’t necessarily going to be all sweet.
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WORKING FROM HOME: EXPECTATION VS REALITY


1) Expectation: Extra long, hot, relaxing showers in the morning.
REALITY: Showers are optional. Much like 2 Live Crew; these days you are as nasty as you wanna be

2) Expectation: You thought not having to go into the office meant that you would have more time to spend on your appearance.
REALITY: You’ve spent days lounging in yoga pants and a Bluth’s Frozen Banana t-shirt with your hair in a messy ponytail which you cover with a ball cap when, God forbid, you have to leave the house.

3) Expectation: Breakfast and lunch will be home cooked and healthy!
REALITY: Coffee for breakfast, Ramen for lunch.


4) Expectation: Lunch time at home can be put to better use. A workout hour perhaps?
REALITY: An extra hour of Law and Order SVU

5) Expectation: You will definitely NOT miss the daily commute!
REALITY: You’ve now forgotten how to operate a vehicle.

6) Expectation: No more office drama!
REALITY: I’m bored.

I could go on and on, and in truth, this list is much longer but I think I will save some for a later time. So if anyone reads this who works from home; what’s on your list?


Byeeeeeeeeeee!

Reason#47 to follow God…on Twitter. #beerstorms #thetweetofgod